Some of my favorite quotes…. from “tha internet”
- I´m #1 so why try harder
- This printer is now named Bob Marley because it is always jamming
- There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.
- 640K ought to be enough for anybody… Bill Gates, 1981
- Artificial intellegence is no match for natural stupidity.
- If at first you don’t succeed, add 1 to any integer variable.
- Linux is free only if your time is worthless.
- I thought the only thing the internet was good for was porn.
- A feature is a bug with seniority.
- DOS never says “EXCELLENT command or filename”
- The box said, “Requires Windows 98 or better,” so I installed Linux!
- “I ain’t got time to bleed.” – Predator
- “Some people hate the English! I don’t! They’re just wankers!” – Trainspotting