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Some of my favorite quotes….  from “tha internet”

 

  1. I´m #1 so why try harder
  2. This printer is now named Bob Marley because it is always jamming
  3. There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.
  4. 640K ought to be enough for anybody… Bill Gates, 1981
  5. Artificial intellegence is no match for natural stupidity.
  6. If at first you don’t succeed, add 1 to any integer variable.
  7. Linux is free only if your time is worthless.
  8. I thought the only thing the internet was good for was porn.
  9. A feature is a bug with seniority.
  10. DOS never says “EXCELLENT command or filename”
  11. The box said, “Requires Windows 98 or better,” so I installed Linux!
  12. “I ain’t got time to bleed.” – Predator
  13. “Some people hate the English! I don’t! They’re just wankers!” – Trainspotting

 

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